misscherrylikesthediscourse:

optimistic-pepperoni:

ugh this dude was wanting findom so I was like yeeeah quids in, but then it turns out what he actually wants is to be pimped out to bbc…um no fucking thank you, probably should mention that bit first eh dickhead??

“Make me your whore” clients are the best. Like I’m gonna risk a pimping charge and do all your admin work when nobody wants to pay to fuck a middle aged man in the first place???

I HATE THESE GUYS SO MUCH!

Also like “Dude the kind of guys you wanna get fucked by? Those are the kind of guys a guy like you has to pay”