I Like Imagining A Never Christianized England Where The Druidic Priests sound Exactly Like COE Vicars

zealouseagleface:

dineidynlass:

thepeacockangel:

*droning* “Hail Sulis, queen of the harvest, blessed is thy holy light, we ask you to accept this goat as a sign of our reverence to your power and benevolence”
“Do remember that the spring fete is coming up and we will be drawing lots for the sacrifice on the next full moon, additionally there will be a cream tea to benefit the stone circle maintenance fund this coming Wednesday, and we must remember to thank Mrs. Springfield for providing several of her excellent cakes”

… OK, but if England was never Christianised, it wouldn’t be druids? It would be Anglo-Saxon paganism?

… I can’t figure out how to make it funny. Carry on.

I would think it would be both? Especially when there is less religious persecution (like now)

It might be Roman paganism cause y’know… Rome and Sulis is a Roman deity