Reasons Why There Must Be At Least One God Who Is A Gross 14 Year Old Boy Who Listens To Cannibal Corpse (If you believe in intelligent design)

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  1. That fungus that turns ants into zombies
  2. Botfly
  3. Pouyannian mimicry in plants (where plants look like female bugs so that male bugs try to fuck them and thus pollenate them)
  4. Almost all carnivorous plants
  5. Menstruation 
  6. Dust mites and their fucked up traumatic insemination thing
  7. Dung beetles
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Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.

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