Is There A Job Where I Can Get Paid

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

bemusedlybespectacled:

thepeacockangel:

For being super mystical and giving great advice and helping people without me having to do any form of scheduling or labour except for being a vague floaty ethereal mystic because time and physicality are hard.

paid “psychic” 

fairy godmother

I would be such a kickass fairy godmother.