Is There A Job Where I Can Get Paid

bemusedlybespectacled:

thepeacockangel:

For being super mystical and giving great advice and helping people without me having to do any form of scheduling or labour except for being a vague floaty ethereal mystic because time and physicality are hard.

paid “psychic” 

That involves scheduling and advertising. I need someone else to handle all that for me… but also not a boss because I’m terrified of authority.