Someone on FB asked about how I wipe my arse with my nails and this was my response:

Honestly, I’m really not sure how people wipe that like… would involve them being a problem? I think that the difference might be like not using the entire length of paper one has dispensed… but also now that I’m thinking about it I’m not actually sure I’m consciously aware of exactly what my butt wiping technique is and I feel as if my entire life has been a lie.