A List of Shit I Bought With the 500 Or So Bucks I Got in Amazon Money Yesterday

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  1. An anklet that says “Sissy boy”
  2. A 12 volt fancy dust buster
  3. A cooling mattress pad
  4. A new squeegee 
  5. A simulated diamond ring
  6. A heavy duty file box
  7. A set of hanging files
  8. 3 pairs of stockings
  9. A water filter replacement 
  10. A pair of black high heeled sandals 
  11. An organizer for holding my cotton pads
  12. A copy of Far Cry 5 for my husband
  13. A set of sew on hooks and eyes
  14. A tub of Drunk Elephant Whipped Lala Retro Cream
  15. A bottle of COSRX Galactomyces Alcohol-Free Toner
  16. A box of HEM incense
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Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.

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