where the person playing the pet is pretending to be a finicky asshole cat and is thus the dom.
“rub my belly for exactly 5.2 seconds, longer and I will bite the fuck out of you”
“I’m going to sit on you while you try to do work”
“sticking pointy things in you is how I show I care”
“BRUSH ME”
“I’m going to bring you a present… it’s a dead animal in the middle of the night”
“I’m sorry, did I say you could go to sleep when I still wanted something?”
“All of the furniture is mine now, you have permission to sit on none of it”