A Sub Was Trying To Get Off While Paying Me Next To Nothing

And was like “can you link me to an outfit you’d like to see me in?”

So I linked him to this:

My Position On North Korea Is Essentially

“Well it doesn’t seem like things are great there, but also like we shouldn’t go bothering them, just leave them be”

Like they don’t have to be valiant defenders of “actually existing socialism” for me to think it’s would be absurdly immoral and blazingly irresponsible to invade them?

And this, I actually have spent time looking at this this thing, whose only appropriate place is hanging blandly on your emotionally-delicate-aunt-who-wears-a-lot-of-purple’s downstairs bathroom wall

God help me.

Like seriously

given the landscape of the radical left it’s no wonder I just want to spend all my time looking at slightly immature drawings of faeries instead of dealing with shit. I need a tidal wave of pastel coloured sugary soothing nonsense just to cope.

Liberalism

Makes me so very very tired.

Why are you like this? Why is the world like this? Why can’t anyone behave themselves for five minutes?

Do Remember That What Rots Returns, Dears.

cartomancyfancies:

You can have your triple goddess Maiden/Mother/Crone or Mother/Maiden/Crone (like father/son/holy ghost) but there is also Death/Decay/Birth and that is why fertility and danger are so often connected and why there is a certain connection between “corruption” and sexuality. It is not that there is anything truly corrupt in sex, it is merely that they are mirror images of one another place in the cycle.

What becomes still bursts again back into vivid life, what lives must slow and become still so it may return. Rot is what makes soil rich and fertile.

Image: Oracle of Oddities from the Modern Mystic Store

#nightie #cleaveage

whoreablejewess:

thoterella:

the-scattered-dream:

eternally-a-dreamer:

cowboydan13:

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

Please, at least you’re not a virgin rat

TWIN DOGS, TWO DOGS THAT LOOK THE SAME, ALL THE STRENGTH AND GRACE OF ONE DOG BUT TWICE CUZ ITS 2 DOGS

An ox-goat?

I’m a… water bearing horse? You can take a horse to water and you can make it carry it?

Goddamn you’re gorgeous ❤️

Thank you!

timsutton:

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

I already reblogged another sex worker’s rant about this, but I fucking hate this shit, can you stop pretending our work isn’t real work?

The amount of labor involved in getting a dime out of a findomme sub is more than you can possibly imagine and that market is already well past oversaturated.

Fuck off.