Drunk me when I was younger: Collapsing fully dressed in full makeup possibly with shoes on to sleep somewhere that may or may not be the bed.
Drunk me now: Brushes, flosses, goes through full skin care routine, drinks three glasses of water and has to be told it’s okay not to wash my makeup brushes or put my hair in pincurls for the night just this once

…this doesn’t mean I’m a functional or together human being, just that I’m vain as fuck.

jhameia:

altalemur:

tockthewatchdog:

america please import this concept

they are not “androgynous girls”

they are nonbinary. they self-identify as genderless. their fans refer to them as
meishaonian, or “handsome youths.”

the band is called
FFC-Acrush, by the way.

while the Cosmopolitan articles cites the Quartz article, Cosmo at least respects the musicians and their agent enough to use the correct gendered language.

the Quartz article is full of really terrible transphobia and wrong usage of gendered language.

!!!!!!!! THIS GOT BETTER

“Another possible direction”

I Like Imagining A Never Christianized England Where The Druidic Priests sound Exactly Like COE Vicars

*droning* “Hail Sulis, queen of the harvest, blessed is thy holy light, we ask you to accept this goat as a sign of our reverence to your power and benevolence”
“Do remember that the spring fete is coming up and we will be drawing lots for the sacrifice on the next full moon, additionally there will be a cream tea to benefit the stone circle maintenance fund this coming Wednesday, and we must remember to thank Mrs. Springfield for providing several of her excellent cakes”