Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.
When I made the comment “All women are clones, obviously” in a facebook meme group and chose arguing that I was wrong about women being clones as their hill to die on.
Where it’s garbage-y enough to have that liiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit of prurience I love but like not conspiracy mongering word salad with bad production values and boring ideas?
and was like half watching garbage documentaries on people who think they can see faeries, stopping briefly to leave a review on an Obama conspiracy doc to say “as an actual Marxist radical, he is not one of ours. Bourgeoisie still exists, 0 out of 10 Marxisms.”
Remember: what’s “Ancient” is Medieval, what’s “Medieval” is Victorian and what’s “Victorian” was cobbled together yesterday behind a shed.
Drunk me when I was younger: Collapsing fully dressed in full makeup possibly with shoes on to sleep somewhere that may or may not be the bed. Drunk me now: Brushes, flosses, goes through full skin care routine, drinks three glasses of water and has to be told it’s okay not to wash my makeup brushes or put my hair in pincurls for the night just this once
…this doesn’t mean I’m a functional or together human being, just that I’m vain as fuck.
*droning* “Hail Sulis, queen of the harvest, blessed is thy holy light, we ask you to accept this goat as a sign of our reverence to your power and benevolence” “Do remember that the spring fete is coming up and we will be drawing lots for the sacrifice on the next full moon, additionally there will be a cream tea to benefit the stone circle maintenance fund this coming Wednesday, and we must remember to thank Mrs. Springfield for providing several of her excellent cakes”