
I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY
I think “sentient” is a bit too flattering tbh

and I’m so excited that I’m slightly nauseated.

Finally, an obnoxious truck window decal I can get behind.
I like the “I heart my pitbull” sticker in combination with this… I could be friends with whoever this is
I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……
I WASN’T EXPECTING JEREMY DOOLEY
Watching this with my dog asleep next to me and when the dog with the birthday card came up he woke up and checked under the sofa looking very worried
and it would be the purest and sweetest thing you could imagine.
*seven balloons float out of box*
“OMG WE’RE HAVING SEVEN, I’M SO HAPPY”
…see wouldn’t that be nice

This fuzzy lizard is asleep on me #pitbull #pibble #pitbulltoes

Not bad for being sick as fuck
Me, to husband, gesturing at dog: Look at this weird bug I found.
Me, to husband, gesturing at dog: Have you met my friend Richard the Lionhearted?
Me, to husband, gesturing at dog: Have you noticed this extraordinarily large baby?
Me, to husband, gesturing at dog: This tiny man has quite a number of toes.
I just realized why the majority of animal rights discourse is terrible: it’s a political movement composed entirely of allies