Things That Have Made Me Cry When I’m PMSing

thepeacockangel:

The Krampus Movie

The Labor Theory of Value because it is so beautiful

Any number of humorous vines 

Things I was masturbating to at the time because they were cute or possibly invoked literally any emotion at all including arousal

The Internationale

Thinking about the bread and roses strike

A psychologist’s report on D because I just love him so much

Not being able to find my eyelash glue

Fanfic for fandoms I’m not in about characters I am not familiar with

Even considering how much I like my friends

Fallout 4 raiders having things like teddy bears in their loot

A Monkees’ song literally right now

The concept of holidays

The kitchen counter

Sour candy because I was enjoying it too much

The amusement I am currently experiencing writing this list.  

ALL FEELINGS ARE CRYING

I Just Want A Satanism

With a philosophical and theological tradition approaching the complexity and intellectual development of like… other major world religions.  No half-assed neo-Pagan “whatever works for you so let’s never actually discuss anything so we can improve our ideas” Gardenarian bullcrap. 

Also it has to be communist (AND I HAVE THEOLOGICAL REASONING BACKING ME ON THAT)

What about pet play

thepeacockangel:

where the person playing the pet is pretending to be a finicky asshole cat and is thus the dom.

“rub my belly for exactly 5.2 seconds, longer and I will bite the fuck out of you”

“I’m going to sit on you while you try to do work” 

“sticking pointy things in you is how I show I care”

“BRUSH ME”

“I’m going to bring you a present… it’s a dead animal in the middle of the night”

“I’m sorry, did I say you could go to sleep when I still wanted something?”

“All of the furniture is mine now, you have permission to sit on none of it”