The Krampus Movie
The Labor Theory of Value because it is so beautiful
Any number of humorous vines
Things I was masturbating to at the time because they were cute or possibly invoked literally any emotion at all including arousal
The Internationale
Thinking about the bread and roses strike
A psychologist’s report on D because I just love him so much
Not being able to find my eyelash glue
Fanfic for fandoms I’m not in about characters I am not familiar with
Even considering how much I like my friends
Fallout 4 raiders having things like teddy bears in their loot
A Monkees’ song literally right now
The concept of holidays
The kitchen counter
Sour candy because I was enjoying it too much
The amusement I am currently experiencing writing this list.
ALL FEELINGS ARE CRYING
Author: Madeira Darling
I Just Want A Satanism
With a philosophical and theological tradition approaching the complexity and intellectual development of like… other major world religions. No half-assed neo-Pagan “whatever works for you so let’s never actually discuss anything so we can improve our ideas” Gardenarian bullcrap.
Also it has to be communist (AND I HAVE THEOLOGICAL REASONING BACKING ME ON THAT)
Femboy?
No, I am a fully adult fem-man, with concerns about local elected officials and something approaching an understanding of tax deductions.
Amazon’s big deals event is being timed to coincide with the multinational strike action against them, so don’t get tempted when those start up
It’s on July 10th
I want to be exactly what you want me to be, blonder, bigger tits, more tattoos, anything that would make me more attractive to you. I want to dress exactly the way you want me to. To be exactly, precisely the version of myself you find most erotically interesting.
I think I might go blonde again
I just feel more me as a blonde.
fatnastytrash replied to your post “What about pet play”
/knocks a glass of water off the table for all the service subs
Literally my kink
What about pet play
where the person playing the pet is pretending to be a finicky asshole cat and is thus the dom.
“rub my belly for exactly 5.2 seconds, longer and I will bite the fuck out of you”
“I’m going to sit on you while you try to do work”
“sticking pointy things in you is how I show I care”
“BRUSH ME”
“I’m going to bring you a present… it’s a dead animal in the middle of the night”
“I’m sorry, did I say you could go to sleep when I still wanted something?”
“All of the furniture is mine now, you have permission to sit on none of it”
I Just Really Enjoy The Men In My Life
D and A are both just… really delightful, really special people and drinking tea/coffee with the two of them and discussing theology is like… really high up there on my list of “Best things in the world”