Author: Madeira Darling

TUMBLR IS RE-ACTIVATING SAFE MODE!
This is essentially a shadow-ban on the entire NSFW blogging community.
If you run a NSFW blog, you will soon notice that your audience has dropped substantially. You cannot prevent this from happening, but if you prepare your followers for the forced “safe-mode” change, you can reduce the impact.
REBLOG – SHARE – WARN YOUR FOLLOWERS
BE PREPARED TO DISABLE SAFE-MODE ONCE AGAIN!
Whoops, it’s the time of the month where I feel all the emotions again.
With my husband walking the dog I am finally free to scream along to such classics as “Honkytonk Badonkadonk”
You’d be a butterfly roof i think
Thank you, but as I live in Providence I am legally required to be a gambrel roof, it’s the law

A dominatrix, an episcopal priest, and an actor walk into a bar
this isn’t a joke, this is a description of me going to a bar with my two brothers.
I’m sorry but my approach to sex (which is to say only while listening to Schoenberg’s atonal compositions and while wearing gas masks) is correct, everyone else is wrong and should be punished
lovingmagicbeans replied to your post “Mysteries of Udolpho is like:”
Oh! I was going to read that actually. Is it as good as people say?
It’s very… of its time, but kinda fun?





