Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.
There are a lot of weird sensationalist stories about sex dolls because the media recognizes the prurient appeal of stories like this one, but it’s important to remember that the media sorta feeds on shock and outrage and I think it’s really important to be accurate in our reporting of these stories.
Some of the compliments thus far “You are the handsomest man in the world” “You have a great tail, buddy” “Lookit you turnin’ into a loaf on the sofa, how d’ you even do that? Magic probably” “You have a NOSE”
YES
“You look like a dog from an 18th century painting, cause you’re all majestic… except for your breath, because that is terrible”
How Dogs Love Us: A Neuroscientist and His Adopted Dog Decode the Canine Brain by Gregory Berns. It’s adorable and interesting and teaches you a lot about how research is conducted.
Today I had a client with a wedgie fetish, who kept switching what roleplay he wanted.
I was a cheerleader, a politician, a flight attendant, a scientist, a waitress, a salesperson, a nurse, a churchgoer, a boss, a green tech innovator, a cop, and a drill sergeant, and also a librarian in the space of like half an hour.
All obsessed with making wedgie based puns and giving him wedgies.
“W-E-D-G-I-E, what’s that spell? WEDGIE!” “Wedgie boy, wedgie boy, tighty whitey’s up his ass, wedgie boy wedgie boy late to class”
“Wedgies are the eco-friendly future of bullying, we’re here to disrupt the wasteful, unsustainable use of the swirlie”
“Well, I’m a librarian, I’m here to help with your wedgiecation”
“This is flight 101 on Wedgie airlines, now departing for Wedgietown population, you. Please fasten your tighty-whiteys and prepare for take off”
“The special today is the Wedgie, which is made with locally sourced organic cotton tighty whiteys, served with a side of YOUR ASS, which pairs nicely with the swirlie cocktail, discounted for holders of our “fucking nerd” discount card”
GREEN TECH INNOVATOR ROLEPLAY
I know, I too am amazed
Today I had a client with a wedgie fetish, who kept switching what roleplay he wanted.
I was a cheerleader, a politician, a flight attendant, a scientist, a waitress, a salesperson, a nurse, a churchgoer, a boss, a green tech innovator, a cop, and a drill sergeant, and also a librarian in the space of like half an hour.
All obsessed with making wedgie based puns and giving him wedgies.
“W-E-D-G-I-E, what’s that spell? WEDGIE!” “Wedgie boy, wedgie boy, tighty whitey’s up his ass, wedgie boy wedgie boy late to class”
“Wedgies are the eco-friendly future of bullying, we’re here to disrupt the wasteful, unsustainable use of the swirlie”
“Well, I’m a librarian, I’m here to help with your wedgiecation”
“This is flight 101 on Wedgie airlines, now departing for Wedgietown population, you. Please fasten your tighty-whiteys and prepare for take off”
“The special today is the Wedgie, which is made with locally sourced organic cotton tighty whiteys, served with a side of YOUR ASS, which pairs nicely with the swirlie cocktail, discounted for holders of our “fucking nerd” discount card”
Flat shoes are for people who aren’t Klingon warriors (I.E. The weak)
I know Satan loves me
Today I had the horrifying realization that someone out in the world has a fetish for being sprayed by skunks
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 