thepeacockangel:

Welp

My husband makes two cakes for my birthday like I’m some kind of king. What does yours do? Nothing nearly as spectacular I’m sure.

http://a.co/3i4WQ7p Incidentally here is my wishlist, you may buy things off it.

tofu-bunny replied to your post “Thinking that sex workers are trying to steal your man”

True for sure for most of us but I do work at a club where a couple girls like to hook up and hang out with “hot” customers outside of work because they “get so turned on” while dancing . *BARF* I’m pretty sure they’ve been dancing less than a year

Goddamned heterosexual nonsense.

Who wants to buy a giant beautiful mansion in Detroit and start a Satanic commune with me where we shoot fucked up BDSM porn and do weird rituals?

In a conflict it is always important to try to be the bigger person, as size is a significant advantage in terms of grappling ability and intimidation

Madeira Darling (via thepeacockangel)

Be the bigger person so you can scare them off, be the intimidatingly large person, be Jason Vorhees

So I just came out to my dad as both a sex worker and poly

Where do u do your sessions?

I am between dungeons at the moment, also is your avatar a fucking nazi fetish thing, because if so, fuck you

A sub gave me access to his facebook

thepeacockangel:

thepeacockangel:

and so I posted a status about how he wants to adopt a wolf dog and then made him like his own status.

Now I’m just liking the pages of punk bands and pages about wolves

FUCK, I FORGOT TO MAKE THIS LITERALLY SHIT EATING PISS DRINKING SUB LIKE GG ALLIN

A sub gave me access to his facebook

thepeacockangel:

and so I posted a status about how he wants to adopt a wolf dog and then made him like his own status.

Now I’m just liking the pages of punk bands and pages about wolves