The theme of my weird design home blog

Is bourgeois despair, alienation, the impossibility of human connection, obscene violence and general monsterousness

comittingdesigncrimes:

Our turkey was raised by monks in a pine forest, you wouldn’t understand

comittingdesigncrimes:

Welcome to our seminar on floral arranging for wealthy divorcées, bottomless benzos are available at the mimosa bar with brunch

hexingkyriachy:

barry-bluejeans:

probablylucasmiller:

awfulpigeon:

themacklemorebrothers:

uselessgaywhovian:

review your favorite podcast and make it sound as shitty as possible

four straight cis white men talk about their ocs

Bad advice from men claiming to be your siblings

Man who plays video games for a living thinks he’s smart enough to be on a medical podcast with a real live doctor

Three dudes get high and decide that they’re going to be in Trolls 2

Old white cis dude who is an ex-comedian talks about being mental

Mean gays talk about how much they love Satan

Gay divorcee

comittingdesigncrimes:

Google shopping result: Crystal throne for leader of cult that worships clams

comittingdesigncrimes:

These are my children Parsnip and Offal

comittingdesigncrimes:

Once early in our marriage Johan and I made love here and now this is where the ghost of our sex life lives

comittingdesigncrimes:

Oh, no I quit drinking years ago but I like to stare at the images of my captured demons frozen eternally on my wall