Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.
Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these
No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting.
ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!!
These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.
If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️
It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.
“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”
“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”
so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.
The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.
It keeps getting worse with each reblog
Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt
😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOOO
This thread is so incredibly enjoyable
From my bartender friends, I hear super-rich people also drink to get wasted AND don’t notice if you replace their fancy booze with the cheap stuff
And turn it into an “oooooh liking stuff is bad” bullshit.
It’s actually just the way that markets divorce items from their use values. Like buying a house you never intend to live in so you can sell it to someone else, or wheat futures you aren’t going to use to sell them on.
It’s so hard seeing people misuse commodity fetishism so much
I’m sorry, but anything that has ever been truly hip has ties to Marxism.
Is it just me or is it slightly shitty how we always treat the solution to gender inequality as
“Make the women’s thing like the men’s” and never “make the men’s thing like the women’s”
Idk I think having married and unmarried titles for all genders and having everyone take home ec is good, also make all superheroes for adults super sexy
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 