We have to play whale song during sex because Harriet’s vaginal muscles won’t unclench otherwise
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I make sure my daughter eats plenty of pie so I won’t resent her for competing with me as I begin to lose my looks
Thanksgiving is so much more peaceful since I murdered my family of origin
I got into gardening after I was told I could never have children. I still dream of babies sometimes… but in my dreams they have such sharp teeth
Angels or as we Satanists like to call them “god pigs”
Finally, Charles had a place from which to plunder and hoard the world’s resources in peace
Episode 16: Where There’s Smoke
Clotilde refused to get used to living in the country
Brunch will be fresh pears and a profound sadness
When the snow melts they may find the bodies, but I will be long gone before then.







