I Just Want A Satanism

With a philosophical and theological tradition approaching the complexity and intellectual development of like… other major world religions.  No half-assed neo-Pagan “whatever works for you so let’s never actually discuss anything so we can improve our ideas” Gardenarian bullcrap. 

Also it has to be communist (AND I HAVE THEOLOGICAL REASONING BACKING ME ON THAT)

What about pet play

thepeacockangel:

where the person playing the pet is pretending to be a finicky asshole cat and is thus the dom.

“rub my belly for exactly 5.2 seconds, longer and I will bite the fuck out of you”

“I’m going to sit on you while you try to do work” 

“sticking pointy things in you is how I show I care”

“BRUSH ME”

“I’m going to bring you a present… it’s a dead animal in the middle of the night”

“I’m sorry, did I say you could go to sleep when I still wanted something?”

“All of the furniture is mine now, you have permission to sit on none of it”