An attempt at a textual-description accurate take on one of Tolkien’s orcs; no-one really seems to go that far on trying that. As Tolkien’s legendarium is very much based on the migration era, I tried to stick to armour and clothing forms of that time as much as possible. Most of what this orc is wearing is derived from the Cirith Ungol chapter of the Lord of the Rings.
Palette a week for what I pay for therapy.
…I kind of wonder if that’d be more cost-effective.
“Cause I’m going to seduce your wife and force you into pantyhose” – shit I say at work
To be is to burn, and what rots returns.
D and A and I had an incredible time. We fucked one another senseless. I got a pentagram stabbed into my chest with needles, and a dress cut off of me.
-buereacracy play: you will need a wheeled service window, a variety of complex and difficult to fill out forms, numbered rooms, pens and a selection of glasses, wigs, fake moustaches etc. The dom sits behind the window and the sub is sent to a variety of rooms to retrieve and file various forms by the dom in various disguises. The scene ends when the sub successfully applies for a building permit in the city of Duluth and files the title for a combine harvester
– Goose play: you will need a strong fiberglass beak and a pair of wings made of a material suitable for giving beatings, along with a fake clump of reeds large enough for the dom to hide in. The sub approaches the reeds and then spends the rest of the scene being chased/pecked/whacked by the wings of the angry goose dom. The scene ends when the sub collapses in exhaustion
I currently own 13 Tumblcoins, the future of meme currency.
I should honestly just be allowed to take my dog everywhere with me.
HE IS A GOOD BOY.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 