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For every reblog this gets I will give my dog a compliment

thepeacockangel:

rockemsockemrocket:

thepeacockangel:

thepeacockangel:

Reblog for saying nice stuff to dogs

Some of the compliments thus far
“You are the handsomest man in the world”
“You have a great tail, buddy”
“Lookit you turnin’ into a loaf on the sofa, how d’ you even do that? Magic probably”
“You have a NOSE”

YES

“You look like a dog from an 18th century painting, cause you’re all majestic… except for your breath, because that is terrible”

mashingitlikegailthesnail:

thepeacockangel:

Today I had a client with a wedgie fetish, who kept switching what roleplay he wanted.

I was a cheerleader, a politician, a flight attendant, a scientist, a waitress, a salesperson, a nurse, a churchgoer, a boss, a green tech innovator, a cop, and a drill sergeant, and also a librarian in the space of like half an hour.

All obsessed with making wedgie based puns and giving him wedgies.

“W-E-D-G-I-E, what’s that spell? WEDGIE!” “Wedgie boy, wedgie boy, tighty whitey’s up his ass, wedgie boy wedgie boy late to class”

“Wedgies are the eco-friendly future of bullying, we’re here to disrupt the wasteful, unsustainable use of the swirlie”

“Well, I’m a librarian, I’m here to help with your wedgiecation”

“This is flight 101 on Wedgie airlines, now departing for Wedgietown population, you.  Please fasten your tighty-whiteys and prepare for take off”

“The special today is the Wedgie, which is made with locally sourced organic cotton tighty whiteys, served with a side of YOUR ASS, which pairs nicely with the swirlie cocktail, discounted for holders of our “fucking nerd” discount card”

GREEN TECH INNOVATOR ROLEPLAY

I know, I too am amazed

Today I had a client with a wedgie fetish, who kept switching what roleplay he wanted.

I was a cheerleader, a politician, a flight attendant, a scientist, a waitress, a salesperson, a nurse, a churchgoer, a boss, a green tech innovator, a cop, and a drill sergeant, and also a librarian in the space of like half an hour.

All obsessed with making wedgie based puns and giving him wedgies.

“W-E-D-G-I-E, what’s that spell? WEDGIE!” “Wedgie boy, wedgie boy, tighty whitey’s up his ass, wedgie boy wedgie boy late to class”

“Wedgies are the eco-friendly future of bullying, we’re here to disrupt the wasteful, unsustainable use of the swirlie”

“Well, I’m a librarian, I’m here to help with your wedgiecation”

“This is flight 101 on Wedgie airlines, now departing for Wedgietown population, you.  Please fasten your tighty-whiteys and prepare for take off”

“The special today is the Wedgie, which is made with locally sourced organic cotton tighty whiteys, served with a side of YOUR ASS, which pairs nicely with the swirlie cocktail, discounted for holders of our “fucking nerd” discount card”