Our turkey was raised by monks in a pine forest, you wouldn’t understand
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Welcome to our seminar on floral arranging for wealthy divorcées, bottomless benzos are available at the mimosa bar with brunch
review your favorite podcast and make it sound as shitty as possible
four straight cis white men talk about their ocs
Bad advice from men claiming to be your siblings
Man who plays video games for a living thinks he’s smart enough to be on a medical podcast with a real live doctor
Three dudes get high and decide that they’re going to be in Trolls 2
Old white cis dude who is an ex-comedian talks about being mental
Mean gays talk about how much they love Satan
My boyfriend insists this is him.
When in reality
Gay divorcee
Google shopping result: Crystal throne for leader of cult that worships clams
These are my children Parsnip and Offal
Once early in our marriage Johan and I made love here and now this is where the ghost of our sex life lives
Oh, no I quit drinking years ago but I like to stare at the images of my captured demons frozen eternally on my wall
We’ve got chairs for all styles of aunt
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 