comittingdesigncrimes:

I sit morosely in the piss dungeon behind the bookcase and wonder why people always abandon me

comittingdesigncrimes:

We have sex penciled in for 9pm on Tuesday

comittingdesigncrimes:

I have never told my daughter I love her but I have bought her many china horse figurines to one day smash after years of therapy

comittingdesigncrimes:

Google search: How to restring pearl necklace broken during outburst

Google search: how expensive does the gin have to be before it doesn’t count as alcoholism?

https://www.podbean.com/media/player/s6kmv-9f29c0?from=yiiadmin&vjs=1&skin=1&fonts=Helvetica&auto=0&download=0

comittingdesigncrimes:

Johan and I have agreed to a large settlement after I get the surgery to remove that faberge egg I swallowed from my lower intestine.

comittingdesigncrimes:

Glistening with uncried tears is such an over dramatic phrase, but how else would you describe the goddamned end table?

comittingdesigncrimes:

Laura said she’d leave me if I bought more commemorative plates. What she doesn’t know is how many boxes of commemorative plates are buried in the yard, and with any luck she never will.

comittingdesigncrimes:

I was saving my virginity for marriage, but now I guess I’m still saving it for my first extramarital affair

blurred-nature:

it’s intense how much anarchism, marxism, communism, and socialism have been erased from our history and culture.

i always wonder how dismissive of anti-capitalism ppl would be if they realized helen keller, einstein, kafka, aldous huxley, stephen hawking(?), frida kahlo, picasso (gross dude but he fits the example), mlk, mark twain, oscar wilde, and charlie chaplin were all anti-capitalists. i wonder how dismissive they’d be if they understood how much we owe to anti-capitalists organizing against capitalism.