Sometimes I See Younger Leftists

And am like “You might actually be tolerable once the unbearable culture of the left breaks you too, until then the ‘everything is fine here, of course we keep losing, but we’re doing everything right’ thing is… y’know… unbearable.”

I Explain Who Tennessee Williams Is

Someone else: I got the gist of the joke I just don’t know who Tennessee Williams is.
Me: He was a gay southern playwright who would hire rough trade dock workers to fuck/beat him up, they would frequently just beat him up and steal his wallet. His plays are awesome (even the heavily censored, significantly less gay movies from the 50s BASED on his plays are awesome, because he was so awesome)

Me instructing a sub: Fuck the jalapeno condom, c’mon now

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You Know

I’m pretty sure there hasn’t been a day where at least one person hasn’t come thinking about me in years.

IDK that’s weird to think about.

Me: *spends two paragraphs on describing auto repair in a text based erotic roleplay where that is no one’s fetish, does not drive, has never repaired a car*
Me: …good.

I wish I were super rich so I could just commission all the porn I want

But I’m not and it’s the saddest story ever

I am the 100% automatic self-dramatising woman, I live in a haze of 3AM incense smoke and satin dressing gowns. Sleep-wake-sleep-wake when?

Glamorous furniture, nothing’s ever clean except the bathroom sink.

It’s cliche but I’m pretty so the trope works, hits the mark. I haven’t slept a night through in a week.