You know how dirt is sometimes called “earth” on earth, does that mean mars dirt is called mars?

#makeup you ever have one of those days where nothing applies right and you somehow get brow pomade on your nose?

#thefountaintarot #tarot #tarotcards received this gorgeous deck from a client today

See how charming and entertaining I am. Like, and subscribe and shit, I want my watcher demographics to be not mostly old dudes

“Ruined her looks with plastic surgery” is body shaming and it sucks, what do you want? For them to get more surgery to put it back the way you liked it?

I heard a rumor that if you play Beyoncé’s Lemonade with Citizen Kane they synch up

angriestavocado replied to your post “Whorephobia in Harlots and Harlots Fandom”

I honestly think they should have sex workers to consult with for season 2 (if that’s happening) instead of pulling this out of their ass and hoping for the best. As a former sex worker, it fucking sucks watching the slice of life stuff being sidelined for these bombastic plots. It has me hooked, but I also want MORE from it, you know?

SAMEEEEEE

Today I Get

The Fountain Tarot
Cozyphones (headphones I can sleep in)
A contoured memory foam pillow

in other words I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE FUCKING MAIL TO COME

Got dolled up for the first time in awhile