Tag: after the rev

It’ll Be Neat To Have A World Without Ads After The Rev

Also like marketing generally.  I mean like we’ll have a website to announce new products we’ve invented or that are being made and what have you to inform people but like no need to market anything.

However I think the brief tv spot is actually an artistic format we should like allow artists to make art for, cause like some ads are pretty cool and inspired so like we should replace them with public art/entertainment.

Also like if we had motivation problems post revolution after we eliminate currency surely we could look at behavioral psych and offer a variety of solutions to help people do what they want to get done.

Like if people can become addicted to validation from your fitbit, surely we can find a way to make assembling widgets for the good of humanity as entertaining as candycrush.

Here’s A List Of All The Things I Can Think Of I’d Want After The Rev

(but not like replacements for shampoo and whatnot as I run out, and not including stuff I already have)

Basically to disprove the idea that even materialistic people like me want infinite stuff:

  1. The basement and chimney repointed so I don’t have to worry about them anymore
  2. The lead paint in the house sealed and sorted out
  3. Two new (pretty) living room chairs
  4. 3 pretty new chandeliers (one for our bedroom one for the nursery and one for the dining area)
  5. A new queen size bed frame and mattress (pretty)
  6. 3 or 4 pretty standing lamps or 3 or 4 table lamps and pretty end tables (with storage) 
  7. An armoire for D’s clothes
  8. A pretty bundt cake pan
  9. A stand mixer
  10. 3 springform cake pans
  11. 3 baking trays and 2 silpats
  12. 4 very elaborate gowns
  13. 4 very elaborate hats
  14. 10 pairs of well made and comfortable high heeled shoes
  15. 2 pairs of high heeled boots
  16. 1 mink coat (vintage I don’t want minks killed for me, but they’re very warm and last forever)
  17. 1 matching fur hat (also vintage)
  18. 1 pearl necklace
  19. A new dining room set that matches my taste better
  20. 15 window treatments that are pretty and keep heat in (including curtain rods)
  21. Probably to be able to use the floor below us for more storage and so D can have a studio
  22. A set of royal doulton China (service for six)
  23. 2 new tablecloths (in vintage patterns)
  24. A claw foot tub to replace my current tub
  25. 3 built in bookcases
  26. 5 or so paintings and pretty frames
  27. a large wall mounted tv and gilt frame for said TV 
  28. An attractive dresser for the nursery
  29. a pretty bassinet for the nursery
  30. a nice camera
  31. a bottle of serge lutens Chergui
  32. a bottle of What We Do In Paris Is Secret by A Lab On Fire
  33. a bottle of original fendi
  34. Probably like at least 50 more bottles of perfume if I’m being honest
  35. (and access to a gigantic library of perfume where I can smell everything)
  36. A couple of fancy eyeshadow palettes
  37. 5 to 10 fancy lipsticks
  38. A couple of bottles of fancy foundation
  39. 10 or so slutty dresses
  40. 10 or so slutty tops
  41. 10 or so slutty skirts
  42. A wrought iron bistro set for the deck
  43. a better gardenia scented moisturizer
  44. a ruby necklace and matching earrings (elaborate)
  45. a set of onyx jewelry
  46. 4 or so found animal skulls 
  47. Shadow boxes for animal skulls
  48. Halloween plates
  49. Halloween cut outs
  50. Halloween garlands
  51. Halloween centerpieces
  52. Storage boxes for holiday decorations
  53. Christmas tree decorations (weird and old preferable)
  54. Halloween cookie cutters
  55. halloween serveware
  56. Halloween wall cutouts
  57. 6 black lacquered frames
  58. halloween glasses
  59. wine glasses
  60. 1 China cabinet
  61. 4 new sets of sheets
  62. 4 new sets of towels
  63. Access to academic journals and texts
  64. 3 large Animal pelts (from animals that died naturally or were killed for food)
  65. A new leather jacket (fitted)
  66. 3 new training corsets
  67. The handle on the microwave fixed
  68. the kitchen cabinets repainted and the cracked floor tiles fixed
  69. The floors refinished 
  70. 1 new hot water heater because ours is about to die
  71. A washer with a hand wash setting
  72. A suspension rig in my dungeon
  73. 1 round table or round bench for foyer
  74. 1 pink and red striped vase to replace my favorite one that got broken
  75. 1 lap desk
  76. 1 netbook so I can work when I travel
  77. 1 good set of glass food storage containers with easy to match lids
  78. 1 kindle 
  79. 4 new handbags
  80. 25 new pairs of nylons
  81. 25 new pairs of socks for high heels
  82. 25 new pairs of thigh high socks
  83. 4 pairs of winter pajamas
  84. 10 new pretty nightie sets
  85. 1 pair of warm high heel slippers
  86. 10 new sets of underwear (bra and panties)
  87. 7 victorian dresses for winter
  88. My ass done
  89. My boobs upgraded
  90. My lips done again
  91. My forehead wrinkle and nasolabial lines fixed
  92. 10 or so board and card games (various ones not going to list them all) to play with friends
  93. Good poker set
  94. Cake decorating tools
  95. 1 decorative urn
  96. 1 coat tree
  97. 1 large wall mirror for over the fireplace (which D and I will argue about) 
  98. Damask wallpaper for the bedroom
  99. Taxidermy animals (antique, given to me by people who inherited them and do not want them)
  100. More weird statues of saints
  101. 4 new merry widows or similar
  102. A cast iron dutch oven
  103. A garlic crusher
  104. 3 new cutting boards

I’d say a car as well but I expect public transport will be better post rev

And I think that’s about all I’d really want for a while after the rev