I’ve realized that the way I look just encourages men to objectify me, and I could solve this problem by dressing and behaving in a more modest fashion and not being so strident and difficult. Men can’t help their urges and I should be doing my utmost to avoid distracting them or making it hard for them to think of me as a person by reminding them I have boobs.

It was an April fool’s prank and definitely not because my memory is a sieve