Arrived today, I put three in salt to mummify and gave two to the dog (and he’ll get to eat the rest as time goes by, except for the mummies, which I’m going to wrap in sequin trim and use as decorations)
Tag: being terrible
Wore a sun bonnet with an animal skull on it and a hoop skirt to the plastic surgeon for my boob checkup. Pretty sure I am his weirdest client
Meanwhile in the censorship office of an alternate world where I’m the all powerful ruler:
Censor: Your highness, you weren’t worried about the anti-tyranny message in Mad Max: Fury Road
Me: No, that movie was awesome.
Censor: *scribbles something* okay, good, good… and now I couldn’t quite make out what you wanted done with The Hobbit Movies.
Me: *sigh* it’s not hard, I just want the entire thing reshot but instead of whatever the story they were trying to tell, just have it be that elf king, the other good looking elves, and the two sexy dwarves in the nud taking steam baths, and stretching coquettishly… a trilogy, yeah, about as long as they originally planned
I’m building a top of the line gaming PC
Mostly so I can play the sims in top quality graphics mode with all the goddamned polys I want.
Do I need a 12 gb GPU? I have a 4 GB one and if I want to play it at 1440 resolution…?
I’m Terrible
Me:Would you (my clients) be interested in buying audio recordings of erotica I’ve written
Sub: Do you have any mommy domme erotica
Me: *rubs hands together and cackles malevolently* …technically yes but I am 200% sure it is not the thing you are looking for.
Instead Of Aging I’m Just Going To Become A Waxen Corpse-Doll Plastic Surgery Nightmare.
I won’t get older, I’ll get scarier.
It’s gonna be great.
All I do is write upsetting porn and inflammatory leftist materials, the fact that I’m still allowed to write at all is amazing.
Yes to whatever the fuck this sexy nightmare I just wrote is. I’m going to fill a book with dream like hallucinatory stories about ritual sex magic and no one can stop me.
NO ONE.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 