“So what are your pronouns?  Do you two need protection? I always make sure the kidlet has some condoms on them and they know how to make one into a dental dam, but if you need more I have plenty, you need flavored? Premade dental dams?  Good good.  So are you in a union?  Good, good glad to hear it.  Oh it’s AFL… oh well that’s a shame, would you like some literature on what’s wrong with them?  Would you like a pot roast?  I know you’re going out, I mean to take with you.  Well I just want to make sure you both eat something.  Oh, you can’t go to that restaurant, I heard the owner use a racial slur and he underpays his workers, try this little family run place.  Do you want the car?  You can take that car, but if you want to have sex in the back seat just make sure to clean up afterwards and one of the handles on the doors is hinky so don’t get trapped.  Are you sure you don’t want that pot roast?  I’m just gonna pack up that pot roast and some condoms”

The response I expect:
“MA!”