I had two drinks
I do not deserve this hangover
Tag: booze
You Know, I Remember Getting Drunk For The First Time
and how suddenly every pair of underwear I’d ever seen floating in a toilet tank, every random pair of shoes left in a weird ass place, every random clump of fake hair, in short every inexplicable occurrence I had ever observed in a public washroom could be attributed to alcohol
My friend group is like
drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, straight edge kid, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk
Does anyone else get the thing
Where you don’t get the hangover if you don’t sleep till you’ve drunk enough water and are mostly sober?
Beer PSA: Narragansett is one of the best cheap beers in the country and the brewery is union
It’s eminently drinkable, great with burgers and pizza and it’s union.
Drink Narragansett, it’s actually pretty good.
Vodka is the shittiest liquor to get pompous about.
It doesn’t fucking taste like anything.
What is the fucking point? Like vodka connoisseurs are like “ahhh, this tastes even less like anything.”
That is not a kind of connoisseurship that should be allowed to exist. That’s like having a fucking water sommelier. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Fuck you guys.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 