Watching women get super super short bangs/unusually shaped bangs (v, u, or like rounded, but they have to be super blunt)… what the actual fuck? What even is my sexuality? (I mean like pretty dang gay obvs but like what is it up to? Why is it doing that? Like BANGS TEENY TINY BANGS??? Seriously, how is that erotic?
I don’t even know, and I’m the one masturbating to it.)