As a child, I was terrified of restaurant tray stands. Also, I just had to google what they were actually called.
Tag: childhood
As a Child When I Was Introduced to The Concept Of A Satellite Dish
The first thing I said was “to eat TV dinners out of”
Also when I was told there was an animal called a tapir I immediately made a VCR pun.
I was a bad child.
As a child I had persistent fantasies about Rapunzel just staying in the tower with the witch and ignoring the prince
…oh weird proto-sexual lesbian d/s impulses, you’re great
As a child there was like a three month period
Where all I wanted to do was design dresses for cobras, as in the venomous snake. As you might have guessed I was super popular
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 