Captain Obvious

Client: What is therapist roleplay?
Me: It’s a roleplay where I pretend to be a therapist.
Client: What’s demon roleplay?
Me: It’s a roleplay where I pretend to be a demon.
Client: What’s teacher roleplay?
Me: It’s a roleplay where I pretend to be a teacher. In your case I would be teaching remedial using your goddamn brain for one second.

Clients Who Are Like “LOL DO U EVER SLEEP?”

Are the worst.  I am not up because I want to be up.

At all.

I am up because I have to work for a living, and this is when there are clients.  I’m slowly destroying my health and sanity making sure I can pay the bills, I have terrible shift work sleep disorder.  I am constantly exhausted and only half there.

But I can’t not do this.

Fuck you.

And no I don’t want to “not do this now” because I can’t afford not to.

What part of this is hard to understand?