You know what’s me as fuck? Buying a pair of flat shoes to be practical for once in my life and putting them on to run to the shops and immediately falling down the stairs
Tag: clumsy
As someone who is “adorable YA heroine” level clumsy, I’m terrified of getting old because like when my bones get brittle I am *done*.
Like I just straight up won’t have a pelvis because I’ll have broken my damn hip so many times.
Yeah but are you “give yourself a concussion getting into bed” clumsy?
My actual theme song.
So clumsy it looks like I do derby #bruising #bruises #clumsy
I managed to bang my head hard enough to feel a little weird now, fall twice, bruise my knee, twist my ankle and I think sprain my wrist all while going to go see a movie
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 