Me: what are you into?
Dude: What can you get me into? lol
Me: Probably a shipping container, or a refrigerator box.
Dude: Haha, too funny
Me: I’m here all week, tip your waitress
Tag: comedy
Why do so many comedians confuse edgy with 19th century scientific racism? I mean like they seem like they should be pretty distinct concepts?
Why Don’t I Take Women in Comedy Seriously?
Because it’s comedy, goddamnit, if I wanted serious I would have watched a drama.
That said, why don’t we give women in comedy equal credit for their achievements… now that’s a question.
15 Signs Your Relationship Isn’t Working
- They’ve got shifty eyes
- You find a horse in the stable where your horse oughta be.
- They explain the horse away as a milk cow.
- IDK screaming?
- They tell you “I think this relationship isn’t working”
- Uncontrollable itching
- “Here I Go Again On My Own” by White Snake playing constantly in the background
- They correct your pronunciation of hasenpfeffer
- A flock of ravens passing westward over your house
- Your orchard blooms out of season
- Roosters laying eggs
- Old women cross themselves when you pass by
- The well goes dry
- Bad harvest
- You can’t stop reading these goddamn stupid listicles about whether or not your relationship is working.
Gallavant Is Making Me Cackle SO MUCH
It’s got singing and jokes, I like singing and jokes
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 