Aesthetic

I Hope The Fact That I Dress Almost Entirely In Red and Black

isn’t lost on people

Should I do a Kickstarter for hammer and sickle Louis Vuitton bags? Parody is legally protected.

I Ordered An NKVD Hat a While Ago

For doing sexy photoshoots. I’m gonna borrow my friend’s AK47 and roll around wearing leather and red star pasties.

Also I’m looking forward to more tasty ugly food under communism

Tomatoes that aren’t as uniformly a beautiful red but are super yummy and flavorful. Abolishing the evil red delicious apple. Chickens that have real flavor.

S’ gonna be good.

Here are a bunch of versions that wrap nice for blog backgrounds

Concept: The Louis Vuitton Handbag pattern but with hammer and sickles and stars

Also like if we had motivation problems post revolution after we eliminate currency surely we could look at behavioral psych and offer a variety of solutions to help people do what they want to get done.

Like if people can become addicted to validation from your fitbit, surely we can find a way to make assembling widgets for the good of humanity as entertaining as candycrush.