Tag: Communism

New findomme listing and possibly the best thing I’ve ever written:

Hello there my little bourgeois piggie, I know what you are, and I know what a greedy little swine like you needs.  You see, I already know your type, the only thing that you love more than money is women like me, cruel, beautiful and ready to take you for every last cent you have, ready to use my beauty and charm and your money to destroy you.

I absolutely despise men like you, you’re weak, mewling, pathetic, just begging to be crushed under the boot heel of communist power. You bourgeois are all the same, wealth has made you soft, with all that comfort you’ve let yourself go to seed, it’s made you complacent, an easy mark.  You are not a man, you are a flabby useless coddled thing and see, piggie, the revolution is coming, and you will not be able to fend it off and that means pigs like you are going to be up against the wall, on the chopping block, in short liquidated.

So, really the only way to save yourself from this fate is to give in to me now, surrender before it’s too late, accept my dictatorship of the proletariat.  Accept your place and turn your property over to the party, accept that in this new society we shall have no gods, no masters, and bourgeois swine like you shall have but one goddess and mistress, me.

Do this, and you will be allowed to lick the boots of your new superiors when the time comes, and grovel like the curr you are for a moment of my attention, and you will count yourself lucky.

What you call yours is rightfully mine, and with my perfect body and exquisite face, I will not only reclaim my property, I will make you thank me for taking it from you.  Are you ready to fund your own destruction, piggy?  Are you ready to accept the new order?

I also think that childhood will be much nicer after the revolution

Because

  1. Those magical, pinterest gorgeous, birthdays will be available to all kids not just the children of the rich,
  2. Years of parental leave for all parents, as honestly increases in efficiency have meant much less labor is needed to produce everything society needs (and wants), so parents will be able to take a biiig chunk of time off to raise their child
  3. Group childcare will mean parents will also be able to take a break as needed.
  4. No kid’ll get bullied because of what clothes or toys they do or don’t have because clothes won’t be status symbols, just personal expression, and the coolest toys will be equally available to all children.
  5. State of the art awesome playgrounds, with a ton of thought and creativity put in because it turns out there are a ton of spare resources when we aren’t giving them all to the ultra rich.
  6. Kickass, results based education (no more getting teenagers up early when they’re not supposed to be up, no more homework which has been shown not to improve learning)
  7. Parents who are never stressed about money will be more loving and patient. 
  8. Single parents won’t have to struggle to make ends meet and will be given as much help and support as they need
  9. No more children of color taken from loving families by racist assholes.
  10. People won’t have to wait till they’re “established” to have kids, so you’ll be able to have them when you still can crawl around on the floor and have plenty of energy (and if you are older society will help you out if you need it)
  11. Children get to focus on developing into being great people instead of effective laborers for capitalist overlords.
  12. Healthy, tasty food available for all children
  13. Vaccinations are mandatory.
  14. Great teachers who are there because they want to be, schools that are beautiful, comfortable and never underfunded
  15. Teenagers will have greater independence and greater safety