Tag: creepy dudes

Wherever, Whenever (I creep on whoever)

Lucky you sat down so far away,

So I could move to be a nuisance

Lucky that I have such awful manners

So I won’t move at your insistence 

Baby I would climb the andes solely

To make comments about your body

Never could imagine that I should wholly

keep my grubby hands off somebody

Le do, lo le, lo le
Le do, lo le, lo le
Can’t you see?
I’m such a creep!

Wherever, whenever, I hit on whoever, I’ll be there and you will sneer, I’ll act like I can’t hear

There over, here under
You’ll always have to wonder
Why I chose to pinch your rear
But that’s the deal my dear

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They drip spittle like a fountain
Lucky that my dick is small not humble

I’ve got an ego like a mountain

Fuck you have strong legs like your mother
To run for cover when you need it
so you escape when I chase after
To bother you I’d swim a river

Le do, lo le, lo le
Le do, lo le, lo le
hands on boobs
I grab your boobs 

Wherever, whenever, 

I hit on whoever, 

I’ll be there and you will sneer, 

I’ll act like I can’t hear 

There over, here under
You’ll always have to wonder
Why I chose to pinch your rear
But that’s the deal my dear

Le do, lo le, lo le, lo le
Tell me one more time
That you want
Me to just die

Wherever, whenever,

I hit on whoever,

I’ll be there and you will sneer,

I’ll act like I can’t hear

There over, here under
You’ve got me head over heels
It is just as you feared
It’s your underwear I intend to steal

Wherever, whenever,

I hit on whoever,

I’ll be there and you will sneer,

I’ll act like I can’t hear

There over, here under
You’ve got me head over heels
It is just as you feared
It’s your underwear I intend to steal

It Makes Me Really Uncomfortable When Men I Don’t Know

Open conversations with comments about my appearance… actually people in general, unless they’re asking for makeup/styling/hair/whatever tips, then it’s fine… but just like general comments, though like complimenting my makeup for hair is usually okay, but like “wow you’re gorgeous” especially if followed by “ever go to *their presumed location*” makes me feel like their plausible deniability hitting on me  and I hate that shit

To Creepy Johns

When you try to pay me to love you, you can’t.  I won’t break the illusion if you don’t demand to see backstage.  If you tell me what you want, I can let you think I enjoy it, but when you want to know what I actually want?  When you ask again and again what I want to do to you while giving no hint as to what you want?  I’m not going to lie, I’ll tell you all I want is your money.

If you try to crawl under my skin with over personal questions hoping for answers you can get off to, I’ll tell you that I liked ancient Egypt and the Freemasons as a child (and asking what I was like as a child on a phone sex call is fucking creepy as fuck) and that no, I don’t get off on wearing panties and that honestly, I find them uncomfortable.

Don’t expect special treatment because you say you’re rich, all of you motherfuckers say you’re rich.  Put your money where your mouth is if you want to be remembered and remember that you can never buy my affection, only my time and my willingness to let you hold on to your illusions.  Remember that I will not ever in a million years love you.  

Also IDK why but “normal” dudes who are into “insert subculture” ladies

are fucking creepy.

It’s like, subculture-y people date other subculture-y people, sorry, but like I don’t spend this much time keeping my purple bangs purple and applying eyeliner to bang some dude in a polo shirt.

People who have an intense “look” go out with other people who have an intense “look”

Like a punk’ll date a goth, or a metalhead or whatever other sort of weird looking on purpose person, but like yeah, if you’re not into them because you have something in common it seems really fetishizing.