Submissive: I’m horny!
Dominant: Hi Horny, I’m dad.
Submissive: UGH I HATE YOU
Dominant: Kids these days, so ungrateful. Go to your room.
Submissive: …can we start over?
Dominant: Hi Horny, I’m dad.
Tag: dad jokes
If I were a Sugar daddy I would insist on being called sugar dad and just make an endless series of dad jokes
Me on seeking arrangement: hello, are you Arrangement because that’s who I’m looking for, but seriously how much do I have to pay you a week to put up with the dad jokes? My children have left home and I’m so lonely.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 