Sometimes when the dog shits in the house I kinda end up feeling better about myself, cause I go and clean it up immediately and I’m like “See, this is material proof that I am a normal adult and that I don’t belong on hoarders"
(Just so we’re clear I don’t like not take my dog for walks or some shit, it’s just been colder than a witch’s tit here and he hasn’t been asking out because it’s cold and unpleasant out and he does not approve of that even if I put his little winter coat on him.)
You know given how many times I say “This is a dog!” in a day about my dog, I can only imagine what I’ll be like when I have kids. I may end up stuck in a permanent loop of “THIS IS A DOG!” “THIS IS A BABY!” announced in a very excited tone, round the clock, until I die of exhaustion.
Note to self: “Small hairy man” excellent name for a dog.
Me to my dog: Who’s a good communist? Who’s a good communist?
Does anyone else ever wonder if their dog resents the fact that they have to do all the territory marking for the whole pack?
Like “I mean I love you guys, but why is it my job to do all the peeing? Would it kill you to piss on a few trees here and there to make my life a little easier?”
I’m never sure if my husband and I are the wholesome young couple walking their dog or the scary dirtbags with the pitbull
My #dog rocks this #flowercrown #pitbull #pibblelife #pibble #pibblesareagirlsbestfriend #pitbullprincess #pupper #pitbaby
My dog keeps making sick gainz and I don’t know how to keep up with him, he’s getting too strong.
The dog ate my homework (actually the dog fell asleep on a piece of paper and it got stuck to his face because he’s drooly)
He’s my familiar. #witchesofinstagram #witcheswithpitbulls #pitbull #pitbaby #pibble #fairypitbull #magic #magick #familiar #witchesfamiliar #dog #witcheswithdogs #witchsfamiliar
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 