Self Care is

Licking your own balls until they’re sparkling (according to my dog)

Dogs would have number reveal parties instead of gender reveal parties

and it would be the purest and sweetest thing you could imagine.

*seven balloons float out of box*
“OMG WE’RE HAVING SEVEN, I’M SO HAPPY”

…see wouldn’t that be nice

As my shitposting about dogs?

Just really easily switched out the flavor of dog food for Tonks and the guy was super friendly

Is it just me or do these dogs really look like a couple that just had a fight and still aren’t talking?

House full of dogs for the holidays, no matter how far away you roam, if you want to be happy in a million ways…

Tonka and Fiona #dogs #pitbulls #amstaff

#dogs #pitbull

I HATE small fluffy yappy type dogs.

HATEHATEHATEHATE

I think they are ugly.

I think they always look filthy and I think they have unbearable personalities and I hate them so much.

I’ve met one who is genuinely a sweet dog but she smells terrible and looks like a silverfish.

This is Tonka. We’re adopting him. Gonna get him Friday. SO EXCITED. We met him today and it’s just EEEEEE.