Me to a sub: Tell the trashcan you love her more than your girlfriend the toilet.
Tag: dominatrix
I am currently convincing a very drunk man to shave his eyebrows off. This is how I earn a living.
Me to one of my subs: That outfit makes me think of like a cool therapist from a TV show who wears interesting jewellery and has good art prints in her office and volunteers at a modern art museum in her spare time.
Note to self:
Start saying “blast off” at the end of orgasm countdowns for clients.
Me at work
(erotic hypnostist voice): pissssssssss the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Listening to drunk/stoned dudes talk about their issues is actually the best part of my job. I mean this seriously. Like dish, dude, dish. Tell me all about what Linda did. Tell me ALLLLL about it.
Me giving a sub instructions for his seasonal release from chastity: Get a pumpkin spice latte and jerk off into that and then drink it so it’s festive
My style of dominance vacillates between “sweet and lovely and basically a therapist” and “Rick Sanchez but a dominatrix”
“Just stick your dick in a jar of jalapenos, not for any reason, I’m just telling you to do whatever comes to mind that might be painful”
Me, a professional dominatrix: Considering the number of clamp solutions you’ve tried maybe your nip-norps are the weak link here?
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 