I always respond to “OMG YOUR TITS ARE AMAZING” with “Thanks, I certainly paid enough for the damned things”
Tag: fake boobs
The only time I’ve ever regretted my boob job
It is preventing this doggo from resting her head on my chest
I mean the fucked up thing is, I did it for me, but jesus they do (change your life)… and blondeness.
So having fake boobs (more surface area with a non-vascularized thing in there)
Makes you all around cooler (as in temperature, not hipness) which is great in summer, and shitty in winter. Does this mean that the women of LA have them as a weather adaptation like those desert rabbits with their big heat wicking ears?
Maybe.
Having fake boobs is different from having small natural boobs and from having big natural boobs
Like as an experience as far as I can tell, I’ve only had small naturals
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 