Uh Danse you’re the same kind of “thing” knock it the fuck off.
Tag: Fallout 4 spoilers
Fallout 4 Spoilers: Okay but actually if you think about it’s super fucked up that you can romance Danse
Because whose DNA are all synths based on?
Your son’s. What do institute synths call your son?
Father.
I’m not saying you’re fucking your grandson, just that it’s uncomfortably close to fucking your grandson… that said I really like Danse so… 
Shaun: DAD STOP EMBARRASSING ME
Me: I don’t care if labcoats are what all the cool kids are wearing these days, I’m going to dress like I’ve always dressed, like a barbarian drag queen and if you don’t like it, well you can talk to your mother, OH WAIT YOU CAN’T SHE’S DEAD
My Conditions For Joining The Institute:
Shawn: I want you to come live here in the institute.
Me: … Well son, see daddy’d need to have room for your five new step… well some of them are dads and some of them are moms.
Shawn: Goddamnit dad, why are you such a slut?
Me: You tell me, you’re the one with the sequenced version of my genome
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 