Tag: fandom

I wish I had my own fandom

so my ridiculous jokes about my own characters would land.

Cause like: 

My character Kai being like: “Demons get too bad of a rep, people are like ‘aghhhh demon scary!’ when I’ve done literally nothing to deserve this?  I’m so sweet and nice.” and his boyfriend looking at him like “….” and Kai being like “Yes, right, I’ve done one thing to deserve this”

As a teenager I once bought a bunch of Ritalin (there are reasons, it’s a long story) but then got scared my parents would find it.  So I took it all that night and ended up writing a hundred pages of Harry Potter slash fanfic where Harry was a hipster and Draco was a scene kid while feeling like I was on the verge of a heart attack.

And that children is why you don’t do drugs.

Though Actually Imagine Makeup Guru Deadpool

  • Starting  with Vanessa teaching him how to minimize his skin issues and then getting really into it.
  • Getting excited going to Sephora
  • Practicing on captured super villains
  • Demanding beauty tips from captured super villains
  • Helping other superheroes with mutations look normal to blend in when they need to and putting tutorials on his youtube channel
  • Recommending products that won’t come off on your mask.
  • Doing makeup for other people with scarring/skin issues/other shit people are shitty about and making them feel beautiful on his youtube channel
  • Wearing super bright eyeshadow
  • Swearing by bio-oil
  • Loving false eyelashes
  • Having a super popular instagram
  • Making jokes about his skin type being “crispy”
  • Having a million bright red lipsticks cause it’s his favorite color.
  • Wearing them on his very worst skin days to make himself feel better
  • Doing a “the power of makeup” video
  • Getting an “inspiring” buzzfeed article.
  • Doing Vanessa’s makeup and then messing up her lipstick.