So Genderswapped Rick And Morty

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Beth/Ben: Thinking about dude Beth, we’ll call him Ben I guess, actually makes you realize what an abusive monster Beth is.  Like imagining Ben treating Jeraldine the way Beth treats Jerry?  Fuck that’s a seriously abusive relationship.  Like Beth has essentially prevented Jerry from ever growing up and has crushed every trace of agency and personality from him.  Imagining cowering none too bright Jeraldine with shitty nasty but smart Dr. Ben is awful.  Probably gives his mom shit for failing to do feminine gendered labor.

Sort of like this

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But a monster

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Jerry/Jeraldine: A severely battered wife, chosen for vulnerability because Ben has abandonment issues from his ma, terrified of her husband, desperate for her daughter’s approval.  Trying really really hard not to show the hell she’s going through.  Emotionally vulnerable

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Summer/Winter: Probably like a together punk or emo dude, like a better looking more together version of Robbie from Gravity Falls, you know, moody, grouchy, can be a real dick, but basically decent underneath it all, way more together than his family and kind of smug about it.  Has a decent job, does okay when it comes to girls, all around a together if moody and often self centered guy.

So kind of this genre of look-ish:

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Morty/Molly: Basically like Meg from the early seasons of Family Guy (so good hearted, basically of unremarkable appearance and intelligence, unglamorous, but you know fundamentally a decent human being and all) with a little bit of Tina from Bob’s Burgers (kinda pervy, kinda weird).  People tend to draw this one pretty much right.

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Rick/Rochelle: Okay so the “absolute genius and total wreck of a human being” isn’t a character archetype that’s almost ever female,  like male examples include House, Hunter S. Thompson and kind of the whole Keith Richards variety of rockstar.  It was actually really interesting to think about what the lady equivalent is, and what I came up with is interesting, generally the whole wildly inconsistent, self destructive genius thing in women is accompanied by being kind of glam, like Cat Marnell or Amy Winehouse, and actually the male examples are too, but it’s just buried under a layer of drab masculinity, so like House has his motorcycle and flash electric guitars, and Hunter S Thompson has wild clothes and badass cars and Keith Richards is Keith Richards and even Rick has a kind of weird charisma and parties like a rockstar. So Rochelle is a lady with a mess of a beehive, and fabulous makeup that’s kind of caked on that she’s been wearing for three days, and like she’s probably broken a heel on her fabulous shoe.  She’s kind of an aging drunk cabaret diva, kind of a 65 year old nihilist party girl, and absolutely the least nurturing person on earth.  She doesn’t have the moral compass to be an actual feminist, but fucking hates sexism because she’s had to put up with it for fucking ever.  Probably tells Winter “Eh you’re a whiny little boy” when he asks why she won’t take him on adventures, probably makes fun of Molly’s fashion sense.  Dealing with dude scientists in like the 60s is probably one of the reasons she left earth, would tell Ben the fuck off (but also be nasty to Jeraldine for taking his shit, because again Rochelle is a horrible person).  Has sex with the pool boy.

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Bitching about Teen Wolf

Warning: This is me complaining about a beloved show, if you don’t want to read it, don’t read this post.  Also spoilers.


There’s a lot of very amusing writing in Teen Wolf, but there are so many issues of unbelievability, teens don’t act like that, like their feelings about their relationships are that epic and this is probably intended for an audience younger than me, but like as an adult what it looks like is *squeaky breaking teenage boy voice* “Golly, Angie, will you go to the prom with me?” played as ULTRA SERIOUS DRAMAZ.  Jackson is an 80s movie bully.  Lydia’s character motivations make about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.  Scott has all the personality of an unflavored rice cake, his entire characterization seems to be a certain “honorableness” and a tendency to have really weird priorities.  Alison seems to waffle more than experience actual moral conflict which like between your dad wanting to murder your boyfriend and your boyfriend’s friends wanting to murder your dad. Also you feel like people would start to maybe care a little less about lacrosse after viewing a certain number of eviscerations?

Also like I feel like the faction that makes a media statement first (stating their existence and their side of the story) would immediately gain a massive upper hand.  For example werewolves come out and say “These fuckers have been hunting and killing us just for existing with no due process for centuries” or hunters come out and say “Your community is full of these fucking monsters, we can protect you”.

Also how is a “generic California city” that white, I mean you have POC minor characters?  Also how many times has “Murdering you right now would be socially awkward even though I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE/DID” staved off a blood bath, it’s like “oh, you said you have to go grocery shopping, can’t kill you now, even though I have you alone”

 Also how is everyone so untraumatized?  Also who risks dying/becoming a murderer to be better at lacrosse or to make new friends?  

Also the generically Asian lady (Japanese and Korean) is a Kitsune (haven’t  gotten to that season yet, but I have a strong feeling this will be mishandled).

On the other hand I appreciate it taking the time to pander to the adolescent female gaze (sadly not mine, if they introduce skinny pretty subcultural type with long hair, I’ll be into it), and it is overall fairly entertaining.

Scents For Mad Max Fury Road

fandomsandfragrance:

Nux:

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Dior Fahrenheit 

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As it smells of gasoline and glory and is thus perfect.

Furiosa:

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Andrea Maack Craft

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A metallic scent with the memory of her green home.

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Parfum D’Empire Corsica Furiosa

A lush green she’d long for with her name on it.

The Splendid Angharad:

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Juliette Has A Gun Lady Vengeance

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Fecundity and feminine determination combine with a certain ferocity.

Toast The Knowing:

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Cartier La Panthere

Girly fruity floral with an iron will and get down to business attitude.

Cheedo The Fragile:

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Molinard Nirmala

Starts out gently fruity, grows into something stronger and more robust.

Capable:

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Olympic Orchids Black Bird

A sweet, romantic, empathetic and hard as nails fragrance, for the capable capable.

The Dag:

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Believe by Britney Spears

An ethereal green, perfect for a keeper of seeds.

Immortan Joe:

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Bvlgari Black

Tires and wickedness

Slit:

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Comme De Garcon Synthetic Series: Tar

Self explanatory.

Valkyrie:

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Gres Cabochard 

Motorcycle leathers with a hint of a sweeter life long past.

Coma The Doof Warrior:

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Imaginary Authors A City On Fire

Smoke and leather, a flame thrower guitar and his skin mask.

Keeper Of Seeds:

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Cacharel Eden

An old dry green for seeds waiting for water

And last but certainly not least Max:

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Blood Concept O

Metal and leather with a hint of something gentle.  A universal donor, just like Max.

I did this and I’m not sorry.

If I was a fictional character, how would the fandom misinterpret me?

Probably by deciding I’m a heterosexual woman or poooossibly actually a lesbian depending on when the story took place.   Or deciding all my relationships with women were merely experimental

Have me be horrible or dead a lot to ship my spouse with other dudes.

Strawman communist

Strawman feminist

Make me sexually dominant because of my job (am not, am really really reaaaally not)

Make me the mean one or decide I’m a morally unimpeachable woobie depending on shipping factions

Masculinize either me or spouse when shipping us together, because “there has to be a butch one” *gags*

Decide I’m unintelligent and have no character development because of how I look.

Take my sexual agency away from me.

Decide I need to be saved from my work

Misunderstand what I do for a living either making it horrible, awful and degrading or ooooh shiny ultra glamorous.

Romanticize my PTSD

Ship me with my abusive ex

Make my ADD cute and funny, so that I’m reduced to a series of “LOL RANDOM” tropes.

Decide I have no sexual boundaries because of what I do for a living.