I Have Four Looks

Vaguely glam PJs and rollers/50s housewife who’s sort of a mess
Slutty glam AF
Elf princess
Celebutante whose a total mess
and goth AF

no one expects the spanish inquisition.

…I feel like I allllllmost look comfortable but you can sorta tell I’m not.

So I’m wearing pants right now

so that’s super weird. I was digging through my closet for shit to wear to a play party and I found a pair of jeans from way back when sometimes I wore jeans (it was still practically never)

It’s absurd how pretty I am.

Why is effortless chic so much more effort than regular chic?

Why can’t more heels be as padded and comfy as pleaser stripper shoes?

Like I’ve had pairs of comfy heels (this one pair of Betsey Johnson booties that I would KILL for another pair of) why can’t they all be like soft on the inside and non blister inducing?

I love this maxi-dress it makes me look like a drunk 70s trophy wife and it feels like wearing a warm breeze

After the rev there will be no more ugly purses that are only “it” bags because of the price tag