Even If I Weren’t Mono, Dude

You wouldn’t have a chance because I don’t go out with people who aren’t as pretty as me.

Also like I bought the Kat Von D

Damned Lipstick in the full size because my gf complimented me when I wore the mini I have the other day… and this is like an example of a thing that occurs frequently between us (selling eachother on new cosmetic products) and like I don’t think cosmetics companies realize the marketing potential of femme4femme couples.

I swear to god we should both be getting commission with the amount of makeup we buy because of eachother.

Dress shopping

Y’ Know I’ve Realized That I LOATHE Any Sexual Relationship

Where I am the fetishized object of physical desire, and my partner is not. I love being pretty, I love being pretty for people I want to fuck but like I can’t get into it if the gaze isn’t mutual. I want them to like being looked at too, I want them to like me looking at them. Y’ know what I mean?

Also so like I’m sorta dating Julia Genesis (by which I mean she’s my girlfriend and has been for like a little while now… And yes I am still happily married… so yeah… and no I am not seeking more partners. She and D are already more babelyness than I can properly cope with). I’m sitting next to her right now while she plays borderlands

I Think The Way Feminine People Are Pitted Against Each Other In A Competition For Masculine Desire and Attention

is part of the reason I have a downright fetish for like doing my partner’s makeup or having mine done or like general mutual femme grooming, because it’s such and explicit rejection of that competition. It’s like refusing to fight the other gladiator and going after the guards instead.