Tag: for fuck’s sake

Also like you know fucking what?

Google gives the definition of femme as:

  1. a lesbian or an effeminate male homosexual who takes a traditionally feminine sexual role.

Which is like clearly not how it’s used here and people would fight you SO hard over that definition, but also would be FURIOUS if you didn’t define it the way they do but also would be like “Well there’s context and tradition behind the meaning” and then be like “GOOGLE IT, it’s not my job to educate you” when you ask them what the word in fact means according to them.

The nature of tumblr:

Person 1: I don’t like avocados, I find them too greasy
Person 2: I’m here to tell you that I personally love avocados and think that their level of greasiness is perfect! How dare you say no one likes avocados!
Person 3: Did the *~*~*~*~*~*~*fruit council*~*~*~*~*~*~* come together and decide avocados were too greasy? How did I miss this? What kind of anti-avocado hate monger are you?
Person 1:”I” statements aren’t meant to be read as universal truths?

But Seriously It’s Like

White people murder innocent black children, laugh and make jokes about it.

Result: White people produce an outpouring of donations and goodwill… for the murderer

Black people take some fucking lubriderm and calamine lotion without paying during riots incited by white brutality, and the pointless death of community members.

Result: White people clutch our pearls and scream “THESE PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS”

I mean murdering children is fine, but god forbid anyone ever steal a pack of gasex in case they get a funny tummy after visiting their aunt.  I mean should  a box of gasex ever be stolen we all know society will entirely collapse and we’ll all end up as host bodies for some kind of invading alien

As I said before, you know what?  You are owed that gasex, you should be getting that gasex for free because we owe you.  We owe you big time.