It’s okay to call the monster Frankenstein because we name shit after the people who invented it literally all the time.  We can call Dr. Frankenstein’s monster Frankenstein because we call zambonis motherfucking zambonis because they were invented by Mr. Goddamned Zamboni

Here are some motherfucking examples for you goddamned pretentious little lickspittles:

• Beaufort scale – Sir Francis Beaufort
• Biro – László Bíró
• Bloomers – Amelia Bloomer
• Braille – Louis Braille
• Clerihew – Edmund Clerihew Bentley
• Cunningham – Briggs Cunningham
• Derringer – Henry Deringer
• Derrick – Thomas Derrick
• Guillotine – Joseph-Ignace Guillotin
• Horlicks – James and William Horlick
• Hoover – William Henry Hoover
• Jacuzzi – Candido Jacuzzi
• Kalashnikov – Mikhail Kalashnikov
• Leotard – Jules Léotard
• Pilates – Joseph Pilates
• Pinchbeck – Christopher Pinchbeck
• Pulaski – Ed Pulaski
• Prusik – Karl Prusik

And that why that motherfucker is a goddamned Frankenstein. 

Anyway I’m off to drive my zamboni over to get in some target practice in with my kalashnikov while doing pilates in my jacuzzi